By using fcksuv.com or buying our stuff, you agree to these terms.
The Basics
- You must be 18+ or have parent permission to buy from us
- Don’t use our products for illegal stuff
- DON’T stick our stickers on other people’s cars, take photos and brag about it – that’s probably illegal, even if it’s a Cybertruck.
- We can refuse service to anyone, anytime
- Prices can change without notice
Your Order
- We’ll do our best to get colors/images right, but screens vary
- We can limit quantities or cancel orders if needed
- You’re responsible for accurate billing info
- All sales are subject to our Refund Policy
What We’re Not Responsible For
- We sell products “as is” – no guarantees they’ll be perfect
- We’re not liable for damages beyond your purchase price
- Third-party links aren’t our responsibility
- Any user-generated content isn’t our fault
- Import taxes, it’s your responsibility. (no matter what the orange baboon says)
Your Responsibilities
- Don’t steal our designs or resell our stuff without permission
- Don’t hack our site or be a twat
- Any photos/content you submit, we can use for marketing
- You’re liable for any legal trouble you cause us
The Netiquette
- Treat people like you would like to be treated
- Don’t be an arse
- If you behave like an arse, you’ll be kicked out. No shits are being given about how important you think you are.
- If we find out that you run multiple accounts, to praise yourself or do silly bitch fights, you’ll be kicked out multiple times.
- We don’t discuss blocks. It’s not a democracy, our moderator is Judge Dredd.
The Legal Stuff
- Swiss law applies
- These terms can change – we’ll post updates here
- If part of this agreement is invalid, the rest still applies
- Questions? Email us at info@fcksuv.com
Last updated: July 2025